There are few hills like the Swiss Alps.

My buddy decided that he needed to do some traveling and decided that he’d like to go to Europe to see the famous Alps firsthand. When he first told me this I thought he was kidding. Yeah, he hikes and camps a bit, but I’d never pegged him as a world traveler. I guess he’s using an experienced adventure tour guide that really knows his stuff. He said that these guides are really recommended for stuff like hiking the Swiss Alps, backpacking Europe, etc.

So as I type this, I’m in my cubicle, and he’s out about traipsing around the Matterhorn, or whatever. I think I need better vacation benefits.